dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

XD

bugcthulhu:

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.

You mean the COOLEST one

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

So help me sharpen my pencil and lay yourself on that desk for me

bedussies:

[has war flashbacks about the fall out boy hiatus]